Nice Body...Shame about the Face...Welcome to Scotland

Jeesus H Christ u go on a pissed up weekend in a major city and you hope to see plenty of eye candy but FUUUCK ME I saw one hot girl over the entire weekend, and I was trying very hard amigo.

Ahhh how can I explain that weekend.....well....had a wicked time playing footie, my legs are still bruised to fuck cos we kicked the living shit out of each other. Well that was the good bit fuck god damn bavarian variety show, fuck not havin any organization, fuck the whole trip

BUT I'M SURE IT'LL SEEM FUNNY SOON...............................nope still waiting

Anyway Fuck Jobs I'll scratch you later
Tits an Arse
Joe